The King Who Was Distressed

— or —

The Duration Of Sex Desire

(based on a true story)

 

by Phani Bhushan Das

 

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CAST: King, Advisor, Princess, Mother, Father, Doctor.

 

SCENE ONE

 

In the palace:  (King sits deep in thought. Advisor enters)

 

Advisor: O King! My dear King — are you well, O King? (to himself) I cannot recall ever seeing him so very deeply engrossed! What could he be considering? (he goes out and re-enters) — (clears throat) Your Majesty!

King: (looks up slowly) Yes? Oh, yes. Is there a guest?

Advisor: Well, no, Sire. I've simply come to see if you are in need of a... ah...

King: Will you reach the point? I have much on which to meditate.

Advisor: That is it, Your highness. Is there a problem with which I may assist?

King: Oh, no... mmm... uh, yes! As a matter of fact, I do need your advice...

Advisor: I am your advisor. Please allow me to hear about the point you ponder. Tell me, is it social, political, economic, strategic, or...

King: SEX.

Advisor: ...religious, domestic... What! Did you say?...

King: SEX, sex. I am concerned with...

Advisor: I... I.. Your Majesty, the queen is... is...

King: I'm concerned with what brings the world to be so very caught-up in the whole idea of sex. Why are thoughts so much drawn to the attraction of the opposite sex? Who, beside small children, is free from these affairs? When does one cease to be attracted to sex?

Advisor: My, my, O King, these are deep inquiries, indeed! Generally, the great thinkers skip this subject, identifying it as life itself. Yet you, O best of thoughtful rulers, you seek answers.

King: And why not? The people are scampering about in hot pursuit of that which in the end brings so much difficulty.

Advisor: Yes, yes, the iron shackles of sex life!

King: So — wise one, tell me — at what stage does the attraction end, and what is the duration of sex desire?

Advisor: The duration of sex desire... Why — until the time of death, Sire.

King: The time of death. How can this be? No! I refuse to accept that. No. No. Death, the time of death? Are you saying that one remains attracted to the opposite sex even up to the last breath?

Advisor: Yes. You...

King: No! I don't believe it! You must prove this to me.

Advisor: Alright, Your Majesty, alright. I will prove my statement in due course.

King: Will you, then?

Advisor: Yes, yes, but when the time comes, you must be willing to do as I say.

King: Agreed.

 

SCENE TWO

 

In the garden or on a balcony overlooking a garden

 

King: O princess, my dear daughter, the spring flowers are appearing everywhere. Take in their beauty now, for their glory will soon fade. Then, they will fall to the ground. As the seasons come and go — the cycle of life must follow nature's laws.

Advisor: (enters suddenly, panting) O King! Please come with me right away! Let us go immediately!

King: What is this...?

Advisor: Sire, as I previously stated, I have come to prove to you, conclusively, the point on which we differed. You must recall...

King: Oh, eh? Ahh, yes! (turns to daughter) Please excuse me, dear. I must be going.

Advisor: Your Highness, as we agreed, you should do as I request, yes? I... uh...

King: I'm coming. What more is required?

Advisor: I ask only that your daughter accompany us. It is important.

King: Are you quite sure? This is highly irregular. (nods are exchanged) Oh well, alright. (he sends for her) I have no objection, but tell us where are we going in such haste, my man?

Advisor: Your Lordship may recall the family living just outside the palace grounds, who is so very dedicated to you. The head of that household has always held you in the highest regard. He was born in that very place. He has labored hard during his long life, dutifully caring for his family and performing service to all. He is an outstanding citizen, your loyal subject.

King: Really! Hmmm. (daughter enters) My dear princess, we are going for a visit to my loyal subject. So, will you join us? (she smiles and nods)

Advisor: There is no time to loose. (King speaks to daughter as all exit)

 

SCENE THREE

 

The home of the loyal subjects

 

Mother: Please be quiet, children. Yes, it is best you stay over there and play. (closes door to children)

Father: My father is not long for this world. To see him in this weakened condition pains my heart.

Mother: My dear husband, we all must become old. Our children are growing up, but they are also growing old. Your father has led a full life.

Father: Yes. Yes. And that is certainly part of my remorse, for he was always fit and vigorous in performing his duties. His absence will be felt by the entire village.

Doctor: (enters) There is little that can be done. He is resting now. All we can do is wait. That he is also doing.

Mother: (takes out handkerchief and she sniffles) Please sit. I'll see to the children. (she exits)

Doctor: Thank you. (sits near Father) Are you... Is there...

Father: (waves hand but continues to stare at a point in space) Doctor, you see death so frequently. Have you accepted it as a matter of fact? What is it? Death, I mean — does anyone truly know?

Doctor: My friend, there are numerous views on the subject. I myself believe it to be much like a door, a doorway. At one moment the person is living on one side of a door, then he or she is gone... gone through the doorway, away from our eyes and ears and touch. So, just as your wife left our company in order to attend to her affairs by going through this door, when a person leaves us at the time of death, that person has departed to another sphere of activities that are beyond our enclosure. That is the way death appears to me.

Father: Simple enough. Simple enough. (both sigh, silence falls. There is a light rapping at the door)

Father: Hmmm... eh?! Someone's at the door.

Doctor: Will you not see who is there?

Father: Yes, yes.

Advisor: I have come to see your father, Sir. With your permission I should like to enter.

Father: Yes. Yes. Please enter...

Advisor: My dear Sir, I've taken the liberty of visiting your home, for I have heard of your good father's fine qualities, especially his loyalty to our king. Therefore, I have brought the King to see your father.

Doctor: How marvelous!

Father: The King — here in this humble home?! (King enters)

Mother: (enters) My, do we have guests? Oh my!

Advisor: Allow me to present His Highness and the Royal Princess. (all meet with bows and nods)

King: Forgive our intrusion. My advisor here has informed me that you are exemplary citizens, and that the head of the household is my most loyal subject. Thus I could not refuse his suggestion that I come here.

Father: My father... he... he is your servant and we too are yours to command. Is there anything...?

Advisor: Please, be at ease, my good man. We've simply come to see your father.

Doctor: He will be greatly encouraged. The old man has always cherished the thought of a personal audience with you, Your Majesty.

King: Is that so? May we...?

Advisor: If you don't mind, before we enter, I should like to speak to you, O King, privately — for just one moment... (King and Advisor move aside)

King: What is it now? This is a bit awkward, don't you think, barging into these poor people's home out of the blue?

Advisor: They are honored to host you, no doubt. And so your most loyal subject will be delighted to greet you, for may I remind you, Lord, that this man has always held you in the highest esteem. But before we see him, I have one specific wish.

King: And what, pray tell, is it now?

Advisor: I would like you to watch your subject's face very closely, particularly his eyes, when we enter.

King: Is that all?

Advisor: The princess should enter with us, yet stand on the opposite side of the room.

King: Very well, very well. I shall tell her what you desire. Now can we proceed? (Advisor bows. King talks to his daughter)

Doctor: He is resting, but I'm sure he will be thrilled to realize his good fortune.

 

                          (the scene could be acted out in pantomime; or after a short while, they return)

 

King: My dear advisor, I concede. I am convinced that you are correct; yet, I'm amazed. Here, my most loyal citizen lies — on his deathbed. Then I, his king, the ruler of his country, comes to visit him. I was expecting... But in the presence of a pretty wisp of a girl, my own daughter, the princess, my most loyal of all subject's eyes were drawn to her features by that apparently uncontrollable attraction.

Advisor: Yes, my dear king, I predicted as much...

King: O Advisor, you have proven yourself to be correct, but I must know more. Is there any way by which one can be freed from the "iron shackles" of sex attraction, as you call it?

Advisor: The devotees of Lord Krishna are said to be able to achieve the freedom to which you refer. Your Majesty, the glare of illusion is personified by the opposite sex. It is natural that male is attracted to female and vice-versa. Yet, if one is overwhelmed by lust, control of such exaggerated attraction is nearly out of the question.

The Vedas offer numerous injunctions to help the conditioned souls release themselves from their imprisonment in this material world. Topmost among them is the instruction to turn one's full attention to the Supreme All-Attractive Feature of GodLord Sri Krishna. One can simply chant Lord Krishna's Holy Name and gradually feel oneself become freed from lust.

King: Oh? I shall begin immediately. Thank you. (kirtan)

 

The End


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