Liquid Beauty

limerick poetry by Brajendra Nandana Das

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CAST: Narrator, Man, Woman.

 

Narrator: Many years ago in India there lived a foolish and vain man, who was hopelessly attracted by the bodily beauty of young women — and regularly tried to exploit them for his own enjoyment. One day, however, he met a young lady who taught him a lesson that changed his whole life... Let's watch. (enter Man, elegantly dressed and vain in demeanor)

Man:

Oh, a handsome and strong man as I

The ladies all see me and sigh

Tonight I aspire

To fulfill my desire

With the first lovely woman I spy


Ah look! Just there she approaches

I will not be put off by reproaches

What a beauty is she

Now I'll let her meet me

I'm the greatest of all the "debauches"

(Woman enters and gets near the Man, who addresses her with a flourish and a bow)


Dear Madam, how are you today?

Your beauty takes my breath away

I cannot help gape

At your heavenly shape

With you, a man's morals could stray



Please won't you spend time with me

Together we'll go on a spree

We'll enjoy through the night

Till the morning's new light

What a wonderful time it will be


Woman:
(annoyed, she chastises him)

My dear sir, I find you quite rude

Obnoxious and terribly crude

I do have my pride

Now please step aside

Your entreaties are tasteless and lewd

 

The fact is you're really in Maya

And cannot control your desire

With sincere introspection

And honest reflection

To true beauty within you'd aspire

 

Man: (imploringly and shamelessly)

Oh, please do not spur my advances

Or send me away with harsh glances

Please let us enjoy

I'm a lusty old boy

Now tell me, Ma'am, what are my chances?

 

Woman: (apparent reluctance and resignation)

Well sir — now since you persist from badgering me you won't desist

In just one week from now

To my home I'll allow

You to come if you still should insist

Man: (in bliss)

Oh, dear lady my words cannot say

Just how happy you've made me today

I'll be counting the hours

And I'll bring you nice flowers

How my heart will be yearning that day

 

Woman: (in a warning tone)

I must warn you, though — don't be surprised

If my beauty's not what you've surmised

Yet, I promise you true

That I'll display for you

All my beauty in front of your eyes

 

Narrator: The young woman was no fool; she had a plan in mind. For one entire week, she fasted and took purgatives and laxatives — thus passing many foul substances from her body. As she stored these substances in a number of pots, each day she became more and more emaciated, until after seven days no longer resembled the beautiful woman she had been. Then the time for our lusty suitor to meet with her arrived... Let's see what happened. (enter Man with flowers, happily approaching Woman's home)

Man:

Oh, today will be my lucky day

When the lady will give me a play

There's her house I believe

and I may never leave

Such good fortune is coming my way

(knock knock knock — Woman opens door, looking terrible)

Man:

Oh, excuse me, I must be mistaken

Or the wrong road I've possibly taken

With a lady quite fair

This nice day I'm to share —Buy you look most sick and forsaken

(Man starts to leave)



Woman:
 

My dear sir — oh, please do not flee

The lady you're seeking is me

My beauty's preserved

Now don't be unnerved

When I bring it before you to see

 

(Woman brings out pots with urine, stool and vomit, etc.)

 

Man: (overwhelmed)

My God — oh, what is that smell?

These buckets must come straight from hell

Please do not deceive me

Be gone now and leave me

Where's my beautiful lady — pray tell

Woman: (pointing to the pots)

But sir — all my beauty's in there

It's been passed from my body with care

You desired to find it

Now I hope you don't mind it

With you all my beauty I'll share

 

Man: (slowly and thoughtfully beginning to see the light)

I'm beginning to see my offense

Please forgive me for being so dense

By your kindness you tricked me

And did thus benedict me

Your words have begun to make sense

(with conviction and resolve)

Chaste lady — with thanks I depart

A great lesson you surely impart

True beauty's internal,

not flesh, not external

We are souls — seek the Lord in the heart

Woman: Dear sir — now I'm glad that you came

Your new wisdom removes all your shame

But to know the Lord's beauty

In this age it's our duty

To feelingly call out His Name

(she begins to chant, he joins in, then the audience also — Hare Krishna kirtan)

The End


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